Squishy HotLine

Ask your question my child and you shall receive your answer. However, I didn't pay my phone bill so I may never answer your call

Dear, Master Squishy.

I have a problem with loosing my pet kitten. I was hoping you could help me with that?


Much Love.

Admin.

I found the kitten, he is now my evil Cat.

*spins my chair around to face you as I pet my cat, Mr. Squadball*

*Gasps* ..You took him! you little Devil!

Look at the time, its time for you to leave, my next client is here

Oh Wise SquishyBear,

I have but one question to ask... For now... How did you ever become to wise and powerful?

Your loyal minion,

Bastet o.o

Simple, Yogurts

Dear, Master Squishy.

May I have free stuff... LOTS, AND LOTS OF FREE STUFF?

Dearest Regards,
Kaseki, the Demon of Life

what kind of free stuff? speak and you shall receive.

SquishyBear wrote:what kind of free stuff? speak and you shall receive.

Like... Moneys...

~ Kaseki, Your biggest fan

*flees*

Lord Squishy how may I go about obtaining a pretty color?

Let oh Great Master Kaseki give you one

Kirahunter wrote:Lord Squishy how may I go about obtaining a pretty color?

Tho mus' create thee character~

~ Kaseki

Dear Master Squishy,

I paid your phone bills for this year and your overdue fines (you were actually overdue two years...) so you could answer these cries for help and I think I should get repaid somehow...

I hope you can get back to me soon...

Your faithful and now-in-debt minion,

Bastet

Dear, Squishy.

AH! There you are! Its been 3,000 years and I still haven't been freed from the Seal of Truth! What have you been doing these past 3,000 years!? -- I bet you have been bathing in my Blood pools and sitting on my throne, huh?

Unseal me!

Your Goddess..

Pandora

Oro? how should I repay you??

and Pandora,,, it was me who sealed you away muhahhaha

Squishy, simply adding a golden throne adorned with jewels in my temple would suffice as payment~

-Bastet